Husband Training -
How to Deal with
your Husband's Farts

Tired of your bedroom smelling like an outhouse? Time then for a little husband training!

First of all, realize that your husband is a MAN, and that men fart - there is NOTHING you can do to change that! However, the two of you will have to compromise a little on this one: you will have to accept the fact that he farts, and he will have to come to the realization that he is no longer a bachelor, and needs to be considerate of you, his wife (and your nose!)

That being said, here are a few husband training pointers for you:

Feed him some Beano pills before he eats gassy foods (foods that have complex carbs in them like veggies, beans, and grainy breads, etc). Beano contains an enzyme from a natural source that helps the body digest these kinds of foods, which results in less gas later on. I've tried these wondrous little Beano pills, and believe me, they work!
If he needs to fart in bed, ask him to quickly leave the bedroom and do it around the corner.
If he can't make it out of the bedroom, ask him to at least aim his bum out of the bed, away from you!
If he needs to fart while you're eating a meal at the table together, ask him to quickly leave the table and fart in another room, or at least over in the corner.
If you're driving in the car together, ask him to give you as much warning as possible so you can roll down all the windows!
Hang out with other people; he will be less likely to fart in front of company than when he's just alone with you.
Remind him to exercise- it will get the farts out outside the house!